alter_ego_flack

you silly bitch....Dane Cook

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 20:20:41 GMT

wow...life is pretty much not so great...but yeah...

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 18:16:50 GMT

Well what can I say..life...

Just in case anyone was wondering the last two updates were not done by me so don't get all weirded out or anything like that.

hmm...what to say...went to the Bright Eyes concert that was fun then went to stay with Anna for the night. Vacation has been long and mostly boring, but can't complain..it's better then school.

Well there is nothing else really to say...hmm...oh well.

listening to Pimpin's song

Mon, 07 Nov 2005 15:02:17 GMT

Dear woman of the world,
LOve is a battlefield, heartache to heartache we stand. I like to stab people. and i like feltching. I am beating people up because i think i am a boy.

Love,
Vickey Leigh

p.s. I do crack now
p.p.s I EAT PEICES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST

And now for a public service anouncement:
i am going to be really vauge and pretentious now... i hate the way that you try to be all cool and stuff and you are conforming and i hate people who conform because everyone should be like me and listen to music that nobody has heard of.

p.p.p.s Jesus walks.

Mon, 19 Sep 2005 20:28:29 GMT

Hello my name is Torri and I work in a button factory...j/k, I work at Clover Manor scrubbing old people. But anyways... I frosted my tips (like Pacey would say) purple and the person who did it did a pretty awesome job. Also I listened to a lot of pop songs today and I have to say that Britney and Christina are my heros.

Sun, 11 Sep 2005 00:25:33 GMT

So I haven't updated this thing in awhile and I am bored out of my mind so I guess I will. I have been grounded for the past two weks which has sucked a lot but it is almost over so it's all good. School has started and it's not that bad. Culinary is awesome, I love it even more then last year. my other 4 classes..well....they are classes...I have recently rediscovered how kick ass my friends are! Thanks to some good advice from a friend I have become a much happier person. I think I have taken the advice...well atleast I am trying to and thats all that really matters. I have been working a lot which means I have money! HECK YEAH! The work sucks but the people are funny. Some don't like me and it just makes me laugh. Honestly...HA! I love having my license and a car, I love the freedom it brings! Not that having my license is allthat new, I just have been thinking about it more I guess. Thinking about college...hmm...I know what I wanna do and where I wanna go, and that scares me sooooo much! I know it sounds weird but for some reason i can't stop thinking that it's not really what I want or that I will fail at it as i fail at many things. I don't know...I guess college isn't like the final step in life. I am going to try and have more faith in myself I guess..maybe that will help. It's almost my birthday! well like a month or so. Close enough for me to be excited about it! I feel so young saying I am stil only 16..it's weird...Well I am off to do the homework I have been putting off all day...eww....Life is better, not great or good, but a lot better:) I promise to all that I will be a much happier person from this point on. Now I just need some people to make me stick to that promise....

Thu, 25 Aug 2005 04:46:01 GMT

Ok well this is a story I wrote last year for English that I never presented cause Chris is to talented..but I was cleaning out my notebook and found it and thought..wow I really like this story, I want to share it with people. So here it is the story I got a zero on and almost failed english because of...

A day in the life of a silly emo non-conforming conformist boy

One sad, slow drizzling day, two young whippersnappers who answer to the names of James Connard and Isaac Martin were on their way to the local Dairy Joy of the small town of Canton, Oklahoma. James' rather thinly challenged associate Isaac is what some may refer to as a neek (pretty much a combination of a geek and a nerd). Isaac didn’t really have much going for him, he has dull blue eyes with short dirty blonde hair, and is not what some would refer to as “attractive”. (poor dear :-(...) Isaacs life consisted of basically following James around and school, neither of which ever was terribly exciting.

James’ life however is much different. Some people like to say that James wears the pants in the relationship, if you catch my drift. ;-). James is emo in all meanings of the word. He likes to make it obvious and point it out to people, but if someone ever said to him, “James, you’re one emo kid.” He would get very defensive and upset. His small features and large black boxy glasses only further this stereotype of what “emo kids” look like. James likes to be known for his differences, such as his long messy style hair and his many piercings. James spent most of his time alone in his room listening to his favorite bands, which consisted mostly of Indie underground type bands, nothing mainstream. His favorite band of all time is Bright Eyes. He owns all the cds, and knows all the words to all the songs.

So back to the sad, slow drizzling day. It had been a long boring day of school with not much excitement. Neither of them really knew what they needed school for. It didn’t really apply to anything they wanted to do in life. So James suggested a trip to the local Dairy Joy. Being a small town and such there was not much else to do, unless you wanted to join the crowd going cow tipping, which neither James nor Isaac wanted anything to do with. (You know the cows can die when you do that!) So both James and Isaac went to find James van. James had bought the van with all the money he had earned at his summer job working at his local independent record store. James had high hopes of one day starting his own Indie band, and this van would be the perfect start.

The whole way to Dairy Joy the two friends blasted some songs off a mixed cd Isaac had made the night before. Isaac had been up all night researching new and upcoming Indie bands and couldn’t wait to show off his new finds. After arriving at dairy Joy, they noticed that their schools softball team had just arrived to celebrate their recent win with some frozen treats. They decided to wait until the sports team had all left and finished listening to their new mix. Plus, who would want to be seen at such a popular place as Dairy joy, not either of them...that’s for sure.

After the area was clear of all “team players” they decided to go and get a frosty treat for themselves. James ordered a Cappuccino ice ream in a dish (no cone for him, that would be too...weird...). Isaac, not wanting to seem weird ordered the same, but then changed his mind; he didn’t want James to think he was copying him! So instead he ordered a coffee ice cream in a dish, dare to be different. Not long after they had consumed their frozen caffeine, a car pulled in playing James favorite Bright Eyes song. “Road to joy”. When James heard this he was very upset. To think a band like that was listened to by other people! Was it becoming mainstream? The thought made him queasy. Out of the car stepped a girl about their age. She had dark curly hair with pointed features and bright blue eyes. The two boys watched as she ordered a chocolate vanilla swirl in a sugar cone, of course with extra jimmies! AS she went to pay for her ice cream she dropped a penny. The penny landed tails up, instead of picking up the penny she just left it there, she could not pick up a penny that was tails up, that’s bad luck! After the first few bites she was covered in jimmies and dripping ice cream.

When she noticed the two staring at her she walked right over and introduced herself as Sam Carson. She explained how she was new to the area and had just moved from New Jersey. They slowly mumbled their names as she sat down next to them. Astonished by this Isaac couldn’t help but make a face at James which seemed to say, “Is she serious?!” James couldn’t resist asking about the music Sam happened to be listening to. She explained how it was one of her favorite bands and how glad she was that more people were learning of how awesome a band it was. James was shocked by this response. James explained out of irritation, “how can you still like that band, well now that its’ popular?” “why does it make a difference?” Sam asked in return. James did not know what to say. Why did it matter? If he liked it why did he have to change? He was very confused and his caffeine high was making him crash, and crash hard. “We have to go.” Isaac managed to stumble as he pulled his friend to his feet and somehow got him to get into the van.

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 01:14:52 GMT

FILL IT OUT PLEASE
1.Your Name:

2. Age:

3. Fave Color:

4. Fave Movie:

5. Fave Song:

6. Fave Band:

7. Most Embarassing Moment:

8. Are you a virgin?

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

1. Are we friends?

2. Do you have a crush/attracted to me?

3. Would you kiss me?

4. ...with tongue?

5. Would you enjoy it?

6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out?

7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?

8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:

9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?

11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?

12. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?

13. Do you think I'm a good person?

14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?

15.Do you think I look good?

16. Would you call me just because?

17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they dont involve you?

18. If you could change anything about me, would you?

19.Would you have sex with me?

20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

21. would you post this so i can fill it out for you?

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 13:50:19 GMT

( ) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
( ) been arrested
( )almost got arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone on a blind date

(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) seen someone die

(x) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up in a bar

(x)purposely set a part of myself on fire
( ) eaten Sushi
(x) been snowboarding
( ) been skiing
(x) been moshing at a concert

( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel

(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up

(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school

( ) used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake

(x) been tickled
( ) been robbed
( ) robbed someoone.
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a reindeer/goat

(x) won a contest
(x) run a red light
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
(x) been in a car accident

(x) had braces
(x) felt like an outcast
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight

(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes

(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying

(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed til some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) kissed in the rain

(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
( ) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach

( ) crashed a party and took there tap
( ) Have Traveled more than 5 days with a car full of People
(x) gone rollerskating
(x) had a wish come true

( ) worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge
(x) ate dog/cat food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them

(x) sang in the shower
( ) have a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married/kissed
(x) glued your hand to something haha..way more then once

(x) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top

(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) Done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night

(x) didn't take a shower for a week
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone

(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
( ) gone streaking
( ) played ding-dong-ditch

(x) played chicken fight
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused

(x) caught a fish then ate it
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed

(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name

(x) slept naked
(x) French braided someones hair
(x) gone skinny dippin in a pool
( ) been kicked out of your house

grr-ness

Wed, 01 Jun 2005 18:54:06 GMT

I am upset at several people right now, but I am the kind of person who won't tell them to their faces, cause I don't want to seem mean...This sucks!

Sun, 29 May 2005 02:33:48 GMT

I haven't updated in awhile...even though I said I never would again...oh well, we all know I tend to go back on a lot of the things I say (but none of the real important stuff, just the stupid stuff like updating this thing) I have been real busy lately...jobs suck, yet are funny. Meeting new people is always fun. I haven't really had the chance to hang out with my friends recently :-( hopefully that will change soon enough, lots to talk about with them. They are some funny people. School is almost over! YAY! This summer should be fun. Having my license will help a lot! I can't think of anything else to say. My sisters are playing monopoly...I hate that game; I always lose. I think that may be a sign that I am bad with money, hence me always being broke. Oh well...

blah blah blah

Tue, 26 Apr 2005 00:39:05 GMT

So today was interesting...game was canceled so Courtney and Eliza came over for awhile...that was funny... then decided to drive around Greene, Courtney was driving but didn't know her way around so I drove for her:) I know I know.... illegal.... whatever... So then we got some cookies and water and drove around some more. We were trying to find Elycia’s work, but failed... so I was driving around Lewiston with the song "kung fu fighting"(sp?) blasting. I was at a stop light and decided to dance, well I was dancing while driving too... almost went off the road... but didn't... and all of a sudden Courtney and Eliza are laughing sooooo hard, I turn around and there was this random guy starring at us, I just waved and said hey and sped off as fast as possible. Oh yeah and some how while driving I decided it would be fun to test out Courtney’s E-brake.... well it got stuck...HAHAHA! That was interesting... So I’ve decided there are about 4 people in the world right now that I can't even stand, I really want to bitch them all out. That would be fun... but I won't... cause I know at least one of them could kick my ass, and if they all joined together...damn... that would hurt. So this week at school is going to suck, it's going to suck real bad! And I think I may be getting a cold *cough cough, sneeze sneeze* damn...so that doesn't really help. I like to mess with people it's fun. And people who talk about other people, well they annoy me. So I guess that means I annoy myself...I should work on that. Side note... Caffeine pills are bad... well... they can be.

Like wow...tehe

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 15:34:53 GMT

Ok so yeah, haven't updated in forever, decided to today cause i am soooooo bored!

This vacation sucks

I got a job, it's boring but it's money...so whatever...

Haven't talked to someone in awhile...wonder why... turns out I don't really care

Am sad, but i'll get over it...

Realized Bobert has a Live Journal, damn i'm slow...

I have a bad sunburn, it hurts...

I was in the process of getting dressed when I decided to write this..

I need to find some pants

I am all out of things to say

I need a new screen name, maybe i will make it a secret...but we all know I can't keep a secret

Ok now I am done...

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 23:20:49 GMT

Hmm...I wonder...

Mon, 14 Feb 2005 02:23:41 GMT

Grr, I am so sick of this! I need to spend some quality time AWAY FROM HERE!

AHH!

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 23:30:30 GMT

Ok...as most of you know...I don't update but this is bugging me sooo bad... I need to know how people would describe me to someone else...so anyone who reads this please comment (honestly) I don't care if you don't say who you are...I just really need to know...IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!

Mon, 03 Jan 2005 01:19:24 GMT

The reason that I have not updated this in forever is because I do not understand why. So to solve this problem I would like to know why people read these things. So, if you read this update please comment with the reason why you read it. You don't have to say who you are if you don't want to, I just wanted to know why. So please do. Thanks in advance.

Sun, 12 Sep 2004 19:37:47 GMT

All gone.